mysteriouscheekbones-and-bowties:
I watched Mycroft eat a kitten because I read Alone on the Water because I was told to.
/cries
i got attacked by sherlock’s scarf because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried.
I shagged Sherlock’s scarf because that’s what people DO! and I screamed with joy.
I watched Sherlock headbutt a kitten because I was told to. I smiled.
i get attacked by anthea because it made me happy and i screamed with joy
I watched Sherlock headbutt Jim Moriarty because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy.
I watched John hug Donovan because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
riiiiight
I bought jam for Molly Hooper because she asked for it and i cried.
wut.
I bought jam for Mycroft Holmes because it made me happy and made me me laugh. Seems legit.
I burnt the heart out of ANDERSON because I read Alone On The Water and I smiled.
i got attacked by mrs hudson because that’s what people do… and then i collapsed.
I burnt the heart out of Sherlock’s scarf because he asked for it and it made me laugh.
what.
I burnt the heart out of Sherlock’s scarf because Mycroft forced me to and it was slightly awkward…
shagged Jim from IT...that’s what people DO
Lestraud made me punch Molly Hooper because it made me feel better and I laughed. (Hmmmm….)
I brought jam for a lucky cat because that’s how little Carl dies and Mrs Hudson brought up nibbles afterwards……… eh?
I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol
burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac
I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.
Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.
I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.
I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.
I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh
I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.
I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would
got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having
I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
“I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
the—consulting-timelord:
I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made